Today I tried withdrawing some cash at exactly 9:00am at A FirstBank Teller Checkpoint. .as I had ran out of money(blame the recession)😢😢. .on getting to the machine I got a response saying: “Invalid Transaction Please Contact Your Bank For Advice” (I suspect it was as a result of the sudden change from a Joint account with my Dad, (as supervisor) to my Personal Account: as I had now come of age). .
Damn It I thought to myself (another bank wahala ehn)😭😭. .what is wrong now, desperate I tried three more time’s before giving up & heading to the nearest main branch 50km away from the teller Point (that meant a transport fare of 500Naira to & fro). .but little did I know that the day held more surprises in store for me. .🙆🙆
Finally I got to the Bank’s Main Branch(at about 10:15am) & walked gingerly in(as we all do Of cos) approaching the Main Service Area the Crowd was Massive(disappointing) & booy was I already pissed. .but Chill Fate has it’s way Of sorting thing’s all out. .
Finding my way to the Customer Service Area Down the Lobby,Some “ROBUST pretty Lady at her desk among the numerous Service Agent Smiled & Signalled at me(I immediately thought Thank Goodness, maybe she knows me from somewhere or something). .walking confidently Over to her station amidst envious eye’s glaring at me,I decided(as a smart gent) to take advantage of this sudden interest to my advantage & get this wahala over & done with. .
Here’s How Our Convo Went:😎😎
FD: Morning Ma. .
Agent:Morning Fine Sir. .Welcome. .Hows are You doing today. & How may I Help U(still smiling rather than as expected). .
FD:Thank You Ma.. .Please I’m having trouble’s withdrawing From My ATM & I don’t know what’s wrong. .
Agent:Alright My dear,that’s why I’m Here For U: Just gimme your BVN(Bank Verification Number) & Account Number Please. .
FD:Oh!!! I’m sorry Ma,I. . .
Agent: Please Call Me Suzy. .
(wondering how awkward this could get) I don’t seem to remember my BVN by heart though. .
Agent: Haha. . I didn’t expect You too, just Let me have your account number & you’re all good. .
& tadaa in Less than 15mins ,I was good to go(Shocking). .but within that Space of Time,Madam did ask me some pretty interesting Personal Question’s. .
Wanna Know what we talked about in that short time & how we ended Up yeah!?
Do keep a Date With Me(Winks)😳😳
That’s all I Can take on todays series Of Monday Madness Guy’s. .thanks for viewing & visiting:do feel free to take a stroll around(& hey check out my new profile)😎😎
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LOT’S OF LOVE F.D😘😘